very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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