Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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