I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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