There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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