Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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