fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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