Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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