doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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