pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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