Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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