i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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