You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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