Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Alive.
So much puke
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
