Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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