So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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