I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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