did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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