shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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