There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My dad just said "fuck circus"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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