Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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