so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
there was a trapeze. enough said
we're making bets on your personal life
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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