Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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