Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
