Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I am never drinking with the goths again.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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