Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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