I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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