her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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