Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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