i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Boobs are out for the taking
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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