what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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