Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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