WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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