Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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