her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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