Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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