you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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