So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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