White coat. Heels.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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