oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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