I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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