Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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