I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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