During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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