The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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