Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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