I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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