I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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