Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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