So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
