margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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