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(803): View more from South Carolina

So drunk i had to piss sitting down...

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(516): View more from New York

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.

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who'd you have sex with.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.

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(310): View more from California

Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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(817): View more from Texas

Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....

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(404): View more from Georgia

When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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(703): View more from Virginia

Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself

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