I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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