Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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