My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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