I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i think i have herpe
just one?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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